When GPS thinks a lake is a driveway

I’m brand new and still learning the ropes, and today my app insisted the drop for 742B Lakeview was the middle of Lakeview Lake at 6:12 a.m. I paced the shoreline like a confused heron until a fisherman yelled, “Porch is up the hill, rookie!” What’s your go-to move when the pin is drunk and every mailbox hides behind a shrub?

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I pull up satellite view, find the nearest visible mailbox for ‘742B’, and drop my own pin at the driveway mouth to follow instead of the app — keeps me out of lakes. At 6:12 a.m., headlights usually catch the gravel ruts up the hill; street View can help, but lakeside roads change fast.

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When the pin’s doing laps, I text ‘I’m nearby — can you flash the porch light?’ and follow the glow, then double-check the lot shape on the county parcel map so I don’t swim at 6:12 a.m. If no reply, I hit the nearest intersection and count house numbers to 742B instead of trusting the app. @ebrown95’s move is solid; a what3words link from the customer has saved me more than once: https://what3words.com.

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